Headroid
Headroid by troubledemon April 25, 2010
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Person 1: Did Carla show you her new Droid?
Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.
Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.
Hemdroid by douchebo baggins March 7, 2010
Hemdroid
A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."
A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
Hemdroid
A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".
Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!
Hemdroid by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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