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1.
When someone plays with their Droid smartphone so much that it might as well be stuck up their ass
Person 1: Did Carla show you her new Droid?

Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.
by douchebo baggins March 07, 2010
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2.
A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"
by Steafan July 14, 2013
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