Happions

1. Nickname for Advil. Pain = sad, Advil = Happy.

2. Unit of measurement to measure happiness.

1. What are you doing here? Didn't that girl's boyfriend bash your head in like two hours ago?

I'm good, took a handful of happions, can't feel a thing...

2. How's the new skatepark?

Pretty good, 4 out of 5 happions, prolly woulda got a perfect score if I didn't fall so much cuz I'm not really good at skateboarding...

Happions by spuncer March 29, 2010

happins 

The act of having connections with hundreds of Russian hookers at one time, while not having to pay taxes.

Paul: Hey, how did you get all of that money?

John: Oh you know, happins.

happins by bubbliciousforevs November 21, 2010

happinsess 

when a chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck

oh darn, my chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck, it must be happinsess. better luck next time I guess :/

happinsess by Tony The Hamster April 4, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016