Happions

1. Nickname for Advil. Pain = sad, Advil = Happy.

2. Unit of measurement to measure happiness.

1. What are you doing here? Didn't that girl's boyfriend bash your head in like two hours ago?

I'm good, took a handful of happions, can't feel a thing...

2. How's the new skatepark?

Pretty good, 4 out of 5 happions, prolly woulda got a perfect score if I didn't fall so much cuz I'm not really good at skateboarding...

Happions by spuncer March 29, 2010

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happins

The act of having connections with hundreds of Russian hookers at one time, while not having to pay taxes.

Paul: Hey, how did you get all of that money?

John: Oh you know, happins.

happins by bubbliciousforevs November 21, 2010

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Happions • happins • happinsess

happinsess

when a chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck

oh darn, my chicken is unable to give birth to a male duck, it must be happinsess. better luck next time I guess :/

happinsess by Tony The Hamster April 4, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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