(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).
2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.
"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.