Ham Kilt Share definition Flag 1. A kilt made of ham 2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage) No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt. Ham Kilt by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Ham Kilt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch