Top Definition
When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.
A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche
by Spandex Unicorn October 12, 2008

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