Haitianing 

To suffer a painful loss or otherwise regrettable experience, and finding that wiping out the memory is the only real way to cope.

-Related to the character on NBCs drama about superheroes, know only as "The Haitian". Erases memories.

Timmy: Did your mom really die last week?
Girl: What??
Dad: Shh, she's been haitianing Timmy.

Haitianing by The Mixmasta December 19, 2009

Haftinning 

The act of vomiting into a camel's mouth, and then hitting the griddy shortly after

"Hey man, wanna go Haftinning later?"

Haftinning by Upamonaco November 14, 2024