Athlete's Smut 

The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.

Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.

Athlete's Smut by youknowilkeribs June 20, 2011

Athlete's Pack 

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!

Athlete's Pack by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

Athlete's Tongue

Affliction developed when someone speaks too much before they think, thus constantly inserting their foot into their mouth and transferring the fungus to their tongue.

Man, I can't believe that Marcus slipped again and told David's girlfriend that he was bangin' another chick. That man has athlete's tongue.

Athlete's Tongue by nyah! May 3, 2011

Athlete's Dick 

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

Athlete's Dick by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009

Athlete’s Gooch 

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

Athlete’s Gooch by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

athlete's face 

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

athlete's face by HastonVilla November 1, 2013

Athlete’s Penis 

Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.

Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.

Athlete’s Penis by Neddie Walker November 14, 2011