Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.
Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.
by Koltov&Hordie May 13, 2013
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"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.
White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"

Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"
by Sci Swagster 2010 July 23, 2010
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Hands On Deck; referring to football or any sport that relies on a players ability to catch.
If a player makes an amazing catch or you want to chant it because of their catch you shout HOD?
by FD punter November 5, 2010
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Hateful old dick; the kind of Victor Meldrew type that has nothing better to do with their retirement than to cause misery to all around them. Generally found policing their boundaries, making unfounded accusations and racist slurs toward ethnic minorities in their neighbourhood and raising petitions over trifling matters.
(to you wife about the HOD next door who has just left a note on your windscreen complaining that you've parked a millimetre over their boundary) "... ... ...f%*$ing HOD."
by Anonytron August 15, 2015
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A posh 'hello', most commonly used to greet people at the door... Very common phrase in Southern England and the Midlands. Can also be used as a 'Thank you and see you again soon' however this is not so common...
Just went out to tea with my family... Just had a quick Hod-Hod with the dog before we left...
by M3ga Bea5t September 30, 2020
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