Hod-Hod 

A posh 'hello', most commonly used to greet people at the door... Very common phrase in Southern England and the Midlands. Can also be used as a 'Thank you and see you again soon' however this is not so common...

Just went out to tea with my family... Just had a quick Hod-Hod with the dog before we left...

Hod-Hod by M3ga Bea5t September 30, 2020

HOD

Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.

Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.

HOD by Koltov&Hordie May 12, 2013

Hod

Head of dick

Man the jerk is a real hod... ha’d

Hod by Hod master April 24, 2018

HOD

Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)

Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????

Emily: HOD

get off my jock

HOD by jerkinnn9inches December 13, 2010

hod your wisht 

scottish term meaning shut up...

ginge: ure a r8 fat twat
fatboy: hod your wisht you ginger twat

hod your wisht by jus that lad ye December 7, 2007

HOD

abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone

Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)

Person 2: HOD!

HOD by Dingledine A102 2014 November 3, 2010

HOD

"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.

White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"

Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"

HOD by Sci Swagster 2010 July 23, 2010