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by ajoe November 16, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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by ajoe November 15, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When someone is talking about one person to much over and over
you tell them hop off
person A: "Dis Dude Bob is nice in football, basketball, soccer, baseball he is....."

person B: "Damn Nigga Hop Off His Dick"
by KoolKid34 April 02, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Let loose. Leave alone, or give up.
Stephanie : No but really, I think Olando will change.
Amanda : No he won't damn Steph, Hop off.
by Poptart294 May 25, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Usually said as "Hop off my dick" or "Hop off my nuts".

Meaning: Leave me alone or Don't judge me.
Jenny: Ewww, that shirt looks disgusting!
Sam: Man, whatever... Hop off!
by tholomew.plague May 26, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The act of sucking the dick of a superior, eg. teacher to maximise personal gain.
Larry: Excuse me sir, can I please have some extra homework?
Mr B: Sure thing, I'll give it to all of the class.
Class: Oh hopoff Larry.
by Klose2016 November 14, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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