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A baby that is the offspring of intercourse with a homeless person.
Carly got so drunk last night i'll bet she has a hoby in nine months!
Hoby by HobyHallmark September 29, 2019
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Hoby phobia 

So my friend said homophobia wrong and said hoby phobia, I thought it was funny.
Oh my god hoby phobia is bad wait- I meant homophobia
Hoby phobia by Dreamwastakensdildo September 26, 2021

Dirty Hoby 

Fucking Dirty Ashlee’s feet while she’s brushing her Pomeranian and fingering your butthole
Your butthole is lonely and Rocky is Matted! It’s time to be a Dirty Hoby and give a Dirty Ashlee.
Dirty Hoby by 13-Ash-holes April 21, 2023
Also known as Hinsaru and kevin. Hobyn can be used as a name, action, and talent. Being of an independent species, Hobyns are extremely self dependent and know more about how to take care of themselves than most youngins. They have singing abilities and play the piano by ear. Hobyns lack the ability to cook because of the absence of food at their houses. Usually very protective and caring, Hobyns are willing to jump up in the middle of the night and go beat people up just for laughing at you. Hobyns are fun to laugh with and are very kiddish. They also tend to make decisions on the spur of them moment, and whine.

A Hobyn is also a wrecked Tartan 30 sailboat.

Hobyns are also complimentary plants.
I listened to Hobyn's soundclick, and now I'm going to buy his song on iTunes!

I'm working on a project to fix the Hobyn. It's wasting too much space in my yard.

How many Hobyns do you want? Just one, or a whole bouquet?

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026