(Noun) In Southwestern US slang, a "gumdropper" is a man wearing old blue jeans with loose, stretched-out seams, who has seated himself on a stool in a neighborhood watering hole and tugged a small section of his scrotum out through the loose seam at the crotch of the pants, (or, alternately, through a small hole in the fabric itself). The goal of a "gumdropper" is to make others believe that he has actually dropped a wad of chewed gum into his lap, then laugh himself silly when his victims realize they have actually been staring at his shriveled ball-bag.
A typical application of the "gumdrop" scenario goes as follows: When an attractive young woman passes by a "gumdropper", he draws her attention by loudly announcing "Aw, jeez! Wouldja lookit that? I went 'n' dropped my dang bubble-gum!" The woman will instinctively look in the direction of the man's downward gaze, with her initial expression of curiosity quickly changing to one of disgust as she realizes that she's actually gotten an eye-full of his hairy, wrinkled-up nut-sac!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.