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gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003
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Gusset typist 

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

filthy gusset 

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it
filthy gusset by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

sussy gussy 

guy 1: hey man can you come to my moms funeral

guy2: HELL NO YOUR MOM WAS A SUSSY GUSSY!!!!11!!!1!!1!
guy1: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
sussy gussy by humanmale2 May 28, 2021
I girl's bussy

The boy version of a pussy is a bussy, which is their anus.

A gussy would then be the girl version of a bussy, so a female's anus.
Ian - "GIRLS DON'T HAVE GUSSIES!"
Morgan - "YES THEY FUCKING DO, IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
Ian - "A GUSSY IS NOT A THING, THAT'S JUST A BUTTHOLE!"
Morgan - "NO! BOYS HAVE BUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A BOY PUSSY SO THEN GIRLS HAVE GUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
IAN - "YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!"
Gussy by Morgan_Rose99 March 8, 2022