9 definitions by Morgan_Rose99
The day after Mother's Day
On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.
by Morgan_Rose99 May 9, 2022
Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
by Morgan_Rose99 March 8, 2022
A party game where the girls will take turns choosing a guy. After the guy is chosen, the girl will fart in their face, and if the guy gets pink eye he gets to have sex with the girl.
by Morgan_Rose99 July 27, 2022
"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023
I girl's bussy
The boy version of a pussy is a bussy, which is their anus.
A gussy would then be the girl version of a bussy, so a female's anus.
The boy version of a pussy is a bussy, which is their anus.
A gussy would then be the girl version of a bussy, so a female's anus.
Ian - "GIRLS DON'T HAVE GUSSIES!"
Morgan - "YES THEY FUCKING DO, IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
Ian - "A GUSSY IS NOT A THING, THAT'S JUST A BUTTHOLE!"
Morgan - "NO! BOYS HAVE BUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A BOY PUSSY SO THEN GIRLS HAVE GUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
IAN - "YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!"
Morgan - "YES THEY FUCKING DO, IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
Ian - "A GUSSY IS NOT A THING, THAT'S JUST A BUTTHOLE!"
Morgan - "NO! BOYS HAVE BUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A BOY PUSSY SO THEN GIRLS HAVE GUSSIES BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL BUSSY!"
IAN - "YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!"
by Morgan_Rose99 March 8, 2022
I thought it would be nice dating the quiet girl, but it turns out she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I'm about to get my balls crushed...
by Morgan_Rose99 October 14, 2022