Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word
douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole
gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature,
douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a
douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.
(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable
douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged
douche goulash. At the
time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.