Guidotti

A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.

Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!

Guidotti by Jane C June 11, 2010

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jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

jordan guidotti by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

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jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

jordan guidotti by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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