A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.
Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!
by Jane C June 09, 2010
jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024