A mean, butch looking pussy. As friendly as a bulldog, and as much fun to kiss.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack

A twat, pissflaps, hedgehog with its guts hanging out, furry axe wound. A womans vagina.

(Slang) vagina

This word was popularised by Bo'Selecta! and the character of Lorraine Kelly, with her famous phrase, 'Have ya seen me growler' as she parted her legs to reveal an unsightly mound of pubic hair.

This word is generally used to describe an old, unkept or generally disgusting vagina. It is not a pleasant term.

Heavily hairy minge. From Avid Merrion's portrayal of Lorraine Kelly in Channel 4's Bo' Selecta.

Particularly hairy female fun gear. Often applied to female military aircrew.

A word pertaining to the female genitalia.

Distended vertical bacon sandwich, usually badly in need of attention. See also badly packed kebab.