Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
by Pats Fans September 10, 2010
By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.
Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.
Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.
by TrippySteak June 23, 2021
To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.
by el gronko December 14, 2011
by PlungeFather August 11, 2022
Dude 1:Yo I'm going to do so well on this test I have a "D" average and I need to bring it up......(Gets an "F")...... Damnnnnn I Gronked that shit.
by Amish Mafia 666 March 14, 2013
Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)
1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!
by Carbona_Not_Glue September 1, 2009
The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
by The Civil Word Servant January 19, 2012