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A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.
Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.
by scott June 04, 2004
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"he's not completely black, he's only a griff"
by valerie October 28, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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One who has "music ADD"
-Look at that Griff. Ten minutes ago he was singing The Clash, then Warrent, and now Ok Go.
by robot_chicken37 December 03, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Someone who plays FPS games and pwns.
omg! Griff you pwn'ed!
by Griffpwns January 03, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the most ghetto and tallest kid ever, who loves to bang bitches without rubbers. and he dont play dat shit, ya heard me. detriot what
That griff heft characters is a mother fuckin trick.
by jack loves to whack November 27, 2004
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A Shitty Trickshotter who has terrible reactions and is a tarantuala fucker
by Jake Grier June 27, 2012
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A substitute for any sexual or provocative verb. Can be used for anything from dancing to the act of sex itself. The love muscle is most often used when "Griffing." It can also be used as an expression of anger towards one acting like a dickhead.
I can tell that your love muscle got a real nice strong Griff!

I juust wanna Griff yo body!

Dude she Griffed me soo hard last night!

If you try and Griff me again I will slap you silly!

I'm gonna Griff your ass SO hard!

She was so hot I Griffed like 4 times.
by Griffazoid June 01, 2011
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