Greasy Bacon 

Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon

Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.

Greasy Bacon by The Baconator222 July 6, 2010

greasy bacon wiener

A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.

Wow, I've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener.

greasy bacon wiener by xYaxisix December 9, 2011

canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

canadian greasy bacon by Droo3756 December 18, 2008

Jar of Bacon Grease 

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

Jar of Bacon Grease by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

bacon grease 

n. police issue pepper spray

Fucking pigs and their bacon grease and loose ethics.

bacon grease by Vegawrap January 24, 2009

bacon grease 

to get your asshole cummed and pissed on with a little bit of poo mixed in; looks like old bacon grease left in the frying pan

see that chick, i bacon greased her

bacon grease by shady character February 10, 2007

No grease in this bacon 

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

No grease in this bacon by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025