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Grappling Hook 

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.
"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"
Grappling Hook by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004
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grappling hook 

when you grapple on to your friends ass
I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing

Grappling Hook 

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in
Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it
Grappling Hook by Rbrowne February 17, 2022

Canadian Grappling Hook 

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.
When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up

Buffalo Grappling Hook

When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face
when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026