Usually found in the northern Rocky Mountains of the continental United States. Often mistakenly linked with hippies, however have no over-arching motivations for societal progress. Instead are focused solely on spending the majority of their time engaging in outdoor recreational pursuits. Despite never having held a full-time job, granolas usually manage to purchase several thousand dollars worth of over-priced outdoors equipment (i.e. skis, kayaks, rock climbing gear) which they strap to their over-burdened 1995 Subaru Legacy station wagons. When not actively outdoors, granolas can be found together in small to medium sized packs smoking marijuana, listening to the String Cheese Incident and Jack Johnson, and watching Warren Miller videos.
by NooneYouKnow June 17, 2008
1. to have been messed up or mixed up enough to revert to a mental state only comparable to the conglomeration known as granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola
It might have been the all night studying, or it might have been the drinking whilst studying, but either way, my mind was all granolaed like a bunch of jibbly bits of gobbly stuff.
by Tandem Felix April 17, 2007
earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower.
by BONUS shackalackalacka September 16, 2010
1. excessively devoted to nature, enviornmental awareness, vegetarian diet, etc
2. a person who is excessively devoted to these issues
2. a person who is excessively devoted to these issues
by Light Joker April 16, 2006
An exceedingly liberal hippy. Usually tripped out, is part of the green party, with new-agey views on life and death. Eats no meat, and usually no dairy, and therefore has a low iron count; is probably anemic. Is flaky and fruity, like granola. Yum.
by Artsy.not.emo October 16, 2003
1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)
"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."
by dingus March 16, 2003
A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.
by biggdogg September 4, 2003