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Usually found in the northern Rocky Mountains of the continental United States. Often mistakenly linked with hippies, however have no over-arching motivations for societal progress. Instead are focused solely on spending the majority of their time engaging in outdoor recreational pursuits. Despite never having held a full-time job, granolas usually manage to purchase several thousand dollars worth of over-priced outdoors equipment (i.e. skis, kayaks, rock climbing gear) which they strap to their over-burdened 1995 Subaru Legacy station wagons. When not actively outdoors, granolas can be found together in small to medium sized packs smoking marijuana, listening to the String Cheese Incident and Jack Johnson, and watching Warren Miller videos.
90% of the "locals" found in Jackson, Wyoming are granolas.
by NooneYouKnow June 17, 2008

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Origin:New Zealand English

Colloquialism

v. To masturbate.

A reference to New Zealand Member of Parliament for North Shore and member of the centre-right National Party. Maggie Barry was famous before politics as the host of a popular gardening show.

Gardening often became known as "doing some Maggie Barry", but as it turns out, most people were just going to have a wank in the garden, so over time masturbation became known by the same name.
My mum burst in whilst I was having a little Maggie Barry, it was very embarrassing
by NoOneYouKnow December 26, 2016

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