Gozza

A person that gets all the guys or chicks they want without even trying.

You're so gozza and you don't even know it.

by Devi October 15, 2003

Gozza

The cool Bass player that gets all the chicks. They also have lots of musical credit.

Jazz Basist - particularly funk-orientated.

Originates from various surnames, all beginning in Gor. These names are then shortened and "cool-if-ied".

Look at Gozza's girlfried - she's the bomb!

Gozza went off in that last song - hes such a good Jazz player.

How cool is Gozza's bass! Him, his chick and his bass are so cool.

by alias June 8, 2004

Gozza

The 1337est, hottest guy in the universe.

Look at the Gozza over there. Isn't he 1337 and hot!

by gozza* August 9, 2003

Gozza

A word often used by people who have a low IQ, are obese or generally have poor human skills.

They use the word when referring to their friends but all their friends just roll their eyes and feel sorry for the small brain they have.

Low IQ friend: You're such a fucking Gozza!
Normal friend: *Rolls eyes*. Ok mate. (Proceeds to bang against wall and wonder why he continues to associate with this poor excuse for a human being)

by XonAlbert February 10, 2022

Gozza

A complete and total slightly effeminate dude.

man could you be any more gozza?!

by Phil V February 15, 2004

gozza

i shit bass player who couldn't score in a brothel
son of a nose whistler therefore deemed to be a nose whistler

gozza shut up
nobody cares gozza
u suck wang gozza
stop nose whistling gozza
gozza couldn't score in a brothel

by sain June 10, 2004

gozza

Shortened version of gobjob, ie. a blowjob.

Did you hear that Sharon gave Barry a gozza behind the bike sheds at lunchtime?

by Ming64 March 17, 2021