He’s really sexy dude with a heart of gold. Will be there for you no matter what. You can tell him anything and he would never judge you. Can get moody sometimes but only because he has a lot of his plate. Will probably love your pets more than you do and have your parents asking about him for years.
Girl: oh my god have you seen that Grever guy?
Guy: yeah I think I saw him this morning.
Girl: he looked super cute! I love what he wearing today!
Guy: *tongue pop* oh my god yaaaaas mama! He always SLAAAAAYS
A Grever is your partner in crime. With the intellect and creativity they possess they are a force of nature. They are the top bitch in every aspect of life and they know it. They are your Wikipedia for every drug and sex position on the planet. They've partied with Gods and Demons alike so their standards are high. He masks his own sadness by making others feel joy. The highs are high but the lows are low. They have seen everything, so surprising them can be difficult. But with a heart of gold and a strong moral compass, they walk alongside us.
"Grever took me out for a drag show last week and somehow went home with all of them."
"Your weed is trash bro, you gotta try Grever's"
"Do you hear that Grever is throwing a party this weekend? I called off work for the next week to recover."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.