1.) A device used to smoke weed using a metal piece (such as the metal at the end of a vcr connector cable or anything metal you can find that has a bowl), a cap that the metal piece is put into at the top (cut a hole for the metal in the cap), a propel or gatorade bottle in accordance with the cap (you screw the cap on the bottle), and a hole burned in the bottom of the bottle. Once you have assembled the gordon, place the weed in the metal bowl (you may have to put a piece of screen at the bottom of the bowl). Then, light the weed and and suck on the hole you made at the bottom of the bottle. Watch as the bottle fills with smoke. If there is smoke still in the bottle, you may remove the cap and hit the bottle from the top, an action known as "clearing the gordon". Evidence suggests that it was invented by hockey players.
2.) slang for weed
2.) slang for weed
1.) Dude, lets go rip victory gordon!!!
2.) Holy shit, you gotta love gordon!
3.) Vicotry gordon is gonna be so sweet after we beat those serra fucks in the playoffs.
2.) Holy shit, you gotta love gordon!
3.) Vicotry gordon is gonna be so sweet after we beat those serra fucks in the playoffs.
by Teppo February 27, 2007
v. to get a girlfriend and bitch out on all friends, completely ignoring them in order to hang out with said girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen jimmy lately?
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.
by what-in-gods-name June 26, 2009
Some dork who thinks he's cool when he's really not. He's usually fat and hates being called "Gordo"
by cutie-x August 21, 2011
by Error 404: Name not found. March 23, 2018
A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.
If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.
by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008
he ong a bitch bro. how TF you gonna carry a child for nine months and name them GORDON. its the equivalent of an Italian person carrying a child for months and naming them Linguini Pepperoni Pizza Pie. if any Gordons read this, your moms a hoe.
person one: Bro gordon spoke to me today
Person two: I would kill myself afterwards
Gordon: bro what the fuck i'm right here
Person one: *commits suicide*
Person two: I would kill myself afterwards
Gordon: bro what the fuck i'm right here
Person one: *commits suicide*
by 17racoonsinatrenchcoat June 26, 2023
A slang way of saying drug dealer, often used to keep deals confidential.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.
Typical used for cocaine dealers.
by Gordon2k18 June 6, 2018