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To hit the bottle is to drink alcohol to the point of intoxication.
Brother 1: "Do you think Mom's gonna hit the bottle tonight?"

Brother 2: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by neutralmilkhotel January 16, 2006
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2
To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.
"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"
by Dave May 15, 2004
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