by Thgkvvgnnb December 20, 2015
a marfan syndrome mofo that literally has zero muscle on his body. he is a gay fish. he also eats bits of poop for a snack, along with a cucumber that he shoves up his butt, then eats the tiny bits of shit off afterwards.
Gordon is mean.
by bigfatturd January 11, 2019
"Gordon say no if you're straight" "no"
by CaraOrCarl February 20, 2022
Twitter term. A unit of measurement for tesla stock. One #Gordon (or #classicGordon) is $17.40, a #newGordon is $40. Named after the famous ana... *cough cough* fortune teller @GordonJohnson19 who had a $87 price target pre-split and has upped that to $40.
$TSLA stock down more than 4 #Gordon or #classicGordon - down almost 2 #newGordon
That’s a harsh drop.
That’s a harsh drop.
by ToxicTeslaFanboy January 12, 2021
The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
by pluoticus February 23, 2012
A great friend. Always trying to make you laugh. Makes you sad when hes sad. makes you happy when youre happy. He's like a drug you cant get enough of. you will never forget him no matter how much you try. You miss him right after you saw him. He makes the girls go crazy. Easy to fall in love with. A best friend. Someone you dont want out of your life. Really cute and athletic. smart. funny. and a sweetheart.
by sunflowersalways February 20, 2010
1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
by Quixote_ March 4, 2016