Goombonics 

The way people talk who come from Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island and surrounding areas. Generally characterized by saying Ax rather than ask and starting sentences with Maddone.

Snookie, maddone! Didn't you ax Vinnie what he wuz doin lata?

What's da dickness of dose glasses dear?

--Vincent LaGuardia Gambini using goombonics

Patsy boy, can you come out taday or do u gotta check wit your mudda?

Goombonics by Tony S_SS February 10, 2010

Boombonics 

The speech of Boomhauer of King of the Hill, which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of Arlen, Texas). The word groups "dang ol'" and "yeah man" are very common. From Boomhauer + Ebonics.

They must all speak Boombonics in Lufkin.

Boombonics by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

gookbonics

The dialect of a typical asian person.

Usually hard to understand and comprehend.

Li: Yo
Dr. Chen: CHONG
Li: I cant understand your gookbonics
Dr. Chen: POWK FRY RICE!?!!

gookbonics by gookbonics April 8, 2009

Goobonic 

Similarly to platonic and romantic, loving someone or something goobonically, means to love it purely for silly reasons, or because it itself is silly.

Guy 1: "Hey have you heard about the new musician down the street?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I love him goobonically."
Guy 1: "Thats pretty silly."

Goobonic by astroKitten June 24, 2025