Goobricant

Sex Lube, KY any thing to grease the act.

I sure was embarassed when my kids found the goobricant my wife left in the shower!

Goobricant by Horny middle aged man October 10, 2011

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glubricant

n. A substance (can be used metaphorically) that keeps multiple parts of a system or machine from separating (like glue) and at the same time running smoothly (like lubricant). Can also be used in the shortened version: glube.

As the office manager and executive assistant to the president, I really act as the glubricant for the whole company.

glubricant by BeAja August 19, 2007

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Goobricant • glubricant • Noobricant • boobricant • poobricant

Noobricant

A rare (and valuabe) substance that noobs sweat when doing something particulary amatuer. Often refers to gamers but can be applied to numerous situations of extreme amatuerism.

1) "Hey Brad, did you see that guy try and play that pool shot around his back!"

"Yeah I know right, he was drenched in noobricant!"

2) During Halo...

"Hey n00b_pwner127, did you see that guy get hit by that warthog? He was leaking noobricant!"

"Shut up dickhead!! I'm trying to play the game!!!" n00bpwner

Noobricant by water is the poor man's coke October 18, 2009

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Noobricant

The slippery and slimy liquid recommended for all noobs to slip into the gaming vagina

Guy 1: Man, I got my ass raped in that last game of CoD. I'm gonna walk funny for a week.
Guy 2: Should've used more noobricant.
Guy 1: Where can I get some?
Guy 2: Your local GameStop should carry the product

Noobricant by Faggot McGee June 26, 2012