n. A substance (can be used metaphorically) that keeps multiple parts of a system or machine from separating (like glue) and at the same time running smoothly (like lubricant). Can also be used in the shortened version: glube.
As the officemanager and executive assistant to the president, I really act as the glubricant for the whole company.
A rare (and valuabe) substance that noobs sweat when doing something particulary amatuer. Often refers to gamers but can be applied to numerous situations of extreme amatuerism.
1) "Hey Brad, did you see that guy try and play that pool shot around his back!"
"Yeah I know right, he was drenched in noobricant!"
The slippery and slimyliquid recommended for all noobs to slip into the gaming vagina
Guy 1: Man, I got my ass raped in that last game of CoD. I'm gonna walk funny for a week.
Guy 2: Should've used more noobricant.
Guy 1: Where can I get some?
Guy 2: Your local GameStop should carry the product