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An imaginary entity that weak-minded people use to fall back on.
Only god can show me what to do now because I'm too stupid to know what to do now!
by AnJew March 01, 2004
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A so called "divine" being who is evidently responsible for some of the worst human tragedies, disasters and murders conceivable. He created an impossible set of guidelines that will damn 90% of the human population to an eternity to hell, yet he is a compassionate God.
Moses and the Ten Commandments:

"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?

GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"
by who is john galt? July 22, 2009
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A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)
God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!
by D June 17, 2004
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(noun) An imaginary friend for grown ups; commonly touted as being a supreme being responsible for the creation and continued maintenance of the universe. The identity and characteristics ascribed to God vary according to established doctrine and religious alignment. Most religious groups, however, agree that God hates gay people and frowns on the consumption of products containing pork. In a bizarre twist of fate God demands the faith of followers without the burden of evidence - however, this demand could not have been put forward without direct evidence that God exists (i.e. God must exist in order to issue commands to his followers).
Don't spank that monkey Billy, God is watching.
by superm0nkey May 06, 2007
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When you pray REAL hard, this is the person that ignores you.
Timmy: Please, God, Don't let me die of Cancer, I love my daddy and I love living.

2 Days Later

RIP Timmy
by BobDee January 27, 2008
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something that people fight over for stupid reasons

both atheists and theists
atheist:god does no exist so stfu you stupid christain
theist:so a big nothingness created the world then?!
atheist:okay prove he exists
theist:prove he doesn't

smart person: there is no proof that there is a god...just like there is no proof there is no god...so why argue about something we cant prove?
by stfuimrobert February 10, 2011
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Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.
by Eddy June 30, 2003
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