Glockner

Big booty

"Damn. Look at that glockner."

by MUUHFUKKIN_BUBZ April 20, 2015

Glocknesia

When you shoot someone in the head with a glock to make them forget everything they know.

The only way to stop a snitch is to give him a bad case of glocknesia.

by JDucK March 17, 2014

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

Glocker

When some is an absolute God at giving head.

"did you see that girl at the party last week!?, She was a hardcore glocker".

by Bj.novack November 12, 2020

gloeckner

someone who only turns his back on people who he believes has turned theirs to him

don't fuck with gloeckner

by eddir1488 April 11, 2021

Glockered

Used to describe something that is unusual for one to say, or is "out-of-pocket".

Friend: "You know, why do we respect autistic people?"
You: "Whoa, that was glockered!"

by Jarmedo March 23, 2024

harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.

"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.

by The Metal King December 7, 2016