To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama
Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.
1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.
2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?
A person that violates onespersonal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.