When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.
Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.
by Aaron Sierpo March 23, 2007
To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.
Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.
by Jay-Tizzle August 15, 2006