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When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.
Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.
by Aaron Sierpo March 23, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.
Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.
by Jay-Tizzle August 15, 2006
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The art of inserting your entire arm in a womans' vagina.
A: Bro, I totally giraffe necked that chick, Maddie!

B: ...Did she die?

A: Yeah... but it was totally worth it!
by ladiesman69 ;) January 24, 2011
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