Ghost Cut

When a person leaves without saying a word and then later claims that they had something important to do when in reality they had nothing to do but just wanted to leave without saying goodbye.

Friend 1: Did anyone see where Danny went?
Friend 2: I just got a text from him saying, "Gotta go man, you know got shit to do, UHH."
Friend 3: Damn, he just ghost cut.

Ghost Cut by needgoodharvest April 14, 2011

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ghost cut

When you notice you have a cut somewhere but have no recollection of where it is from.

Steve: "I swear I had 5 fingers last time i looked. Meh nvm."

Gary: "Holy shit dude, you got yourself a pretty serious ghost cut!"

ghost cut by drahcir1337 April 10, 2009

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Ghost Cutting Syndrome

A feeling that some people who have recovered for cutting have sometimes. In moments when in the past they would have cut, they experience the physical pain they experienced when they cutted. Their mind replays the pain as it associates this bad moments with the physical pain of cutting.

I am experiencing Ghost Cutting Syndrome.

I know Ghost Cutting Syndrome is not nice, but it will disappear in a while.

Ghost Cutting Syndrome by Heart Girl October 7, 2013

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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