Ghettocross is the act of snow drifting any neighborhood anywhere in the world. Usually performed with two or more cars in succession. Neighborhoods with yield signs and traffic triangles are excellent for this, as stop signs are an inhibition to fun, and running them is illegal. See the Mott Park community in Flint, Michigan (the place ghettocross originated and took hold, due to its unplowed roads) for an excellent ghettocross layout.
Hey, you wanna go do some Ghettocross?
Yeah, lemme go get the keys for my e30 ///M3.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!