Only Justin bieber would looks this up.
Search bieber germany if you do no understand.
by Gert Hammers May 09, 2010
A country in Europe, where absolutely nothing happened between 1933 and 1945. They export great cars, good beer and dumb students who cannot make it on their own universities. They love sauerkraut don’t like their neighbours very much.
Tourist: I heard Germany is where the nazi party was found.

German: blablablablabla i can't hear you.
by dieantwoord August 21, 2012
A magical place that you can only get to on a magic carpet ridein a time befor we can even remember Germany was already divided in half with a good side and a bad side. For many years the two sides battled for the land even though the door could not be opend a young man from parts unknown rather a stranger accidently opend the door colliding the 2 sides. That mans name was Skyler Tyzon thus emerged the battle for good and evil. Evil won the terrible war which triggerd events that emerged WW1. The evil King Krawg was dying so he hid in a mans body that man was Adolf Hitler.for many years WW1 was fought then WW2 emerged. Then one day a brave little caterpillar prince embeded himself in Hitlers brain Krawg found out and shot him self trying to kill the Prince. After that Germany was free and this time a wall was built. But there was unfinished buisness betwwen the Caterpillar Prince and the new ruler of Evil Gorpgorp Krawgs father Girgorp destroyed the wall but fortunatley the goos side won. And now the Caterpillar Prince rules Germany and made it what it is today.

The End!
Boberto: you know what i love about Germany

Hankerson: Its history?

Boberto: No! the women
by Caterpillar Prince January 02, 2009
Germany is alot like Wisconsin, but with a bad past.
I don't like Germany, but Wisconsin is awesome.
by Rlvers March 11, 2011
The country that takes a very wonderful man away from his very wonderful lady :(
I wish all the airports in Germany would simultaneously close so I wouldn't have to be sad.
by far away February 17, 2009
Im german american. and i hate people who call germans nazi's. and most of these people are english.why? because they are too fucking jealous that we have achieved everything they ever wanted to. we won the world cup 3 times. we would have taken over the world if america wouldnt exist and your all pissed off that ur damn little island was almost bombed into a wasteland if it wasnt for americans..AGAIN. and oh yeah we were the first people to conquer ur shitty little island. oh and ur so crap that when u go to olympics u have to team up with ireland and wales and scotland cus ur athletes are too shit to have their own team. "THE UNITED KINGDOM" and oh yeah ur country is still the only one which is ruled by a fucking queen. U cant make cars, u cant make food, u cant make guns, U CANT DO SHIT! one tiger tank usually took out 4-5 of ur crappy little boxes on wheels. you people just piss me the fuck off. and then u come with ur little shit excuses: BUT U KILLED SO MANT PEOPLE AND STARTED 2 WORLD WARS!!...YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE DIDNT TRY TO ENSLAVE PEOPLE. and oh yeah im not a racist. to the few decent english people im sorry, but the rest off you can go to hell.
english guy: the british navy is great
german: what navy? they were sunk by germany's U-Boats (submarine)
by fadyl July 29, 2006
A country that used to be one of the most powerful in the world, but that after WW2 was made into an American style republic. Now led by Chancellor Angela Merkel, a puppet of the USA, It could be the 51 st state. It retains some of its traditions, but only to retain tourism and make profit in an american capitalist way. Also the butt of many jokes, because of its failure during WW2.
A jew walking in Germany, spits on the floor and slaps a german woman in the face. A policeman comes to arrest him.
"You are under arrest Sir"
Jew shows him his Israeli passport
"Im sorry to have bothered you Sir, Goodbye"
by NIKKK777 September 05, 2008
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