Dead skin flakes that fall off of old people and float into the air or fall on to surrounding surfaces.
When we removed Ethels socks, so many geri flakes flew into the air that for a moment I thought I was in a snow globe.
by twistedRN April 15, 2018
An amazing girl who is there by your side no matter what. When someone makes you mad or hurts you, she's there asking if you want to kill them or dig the grave. Can be your best friend in the world, or a psycho that wants to kill you. Stay on her good side, it will get you far. Geri-Lynn is often beautiful and silly.
by the man in the orange vest June 5, 2013
Man-gerie is any type of sexy undergarment made specifically for men, i.e. tight, sexy boxer briefs or silky boxers.
by Ms_Bawss July 19, 2010
When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
by Eaton Holgoode August 10, 2015
by prdmite June 20, 2004
To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.
Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?
Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.
Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.
by elekin July 31, 2008