Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!
*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."
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Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.
My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.
by Blacker Cat November 14, 2008
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In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".

In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."

(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
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An unelected, unwanted, self-appointed moderator of a chat forum.
Look! The Geezer has got someone else banned again!
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Old People, usually drive extremely slow.
Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers
by cat g October 14, 2007
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