Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…

I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…

by Pushmataha May 2, 2023

Geezer Squeezer

A walker with a ring hanging from the top that you can fuck, so that the elderly can masturbate loudly like they used to

My grandpa really needs a geezer squeezer

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 19, 2020

champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022