Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.
Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.
Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.
Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
by notgaymkay October 22, 2022
by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002
A strong able man capable of destroying anybody. A man who belongs to a group or a firm of which carries out regular attacks on others. The geezer in their home would normally wear stone island clothing covered by a north face jacket. The geezer would have to have a job involving a trade for example a brick layer or a painter and decorator. The geezer will never use public transport unless going out for a raw piss up or a family gathering at christmas. The geezer would have to have a skin head that is cut by there wife. A geezer is not just a dude or a man it is a strong decent member of the species who drinks many many pints of beer. The geezer would discover regular cuts and bruises of which they dont know where they came from. The geezer would never cry.
Geezer one: You alrite mate, pub yeh
Geezer two: What you think you lunatic.
Geezer one: Wait i just got to put some clean pants on, i have had these on for the past week.
Geezer two: What you think you lunatic.
Geezer one: Wait i just got to put some clean pants on, i have had these on for the past week.
by Nathan Pacey September 20, 2008
An elderly gentleman having the qualities of wisdom, loyalty, chivalry, humility, and gratitude for just making it another day in this world.
Many geezers gathered to celebrate the passing of their dear friend, swapping stories of their exploits during the war and fondly recalling with perfect clarity tiny moments of camaraderie: the stick of gum shared three ways during shelling, the corny joke meant to salve the pain of a "Dear John" letter.
by Irishgent February 4, 2018
by Sean DeFile May 3, 2003
by Michaelah95 January 10, 2009
A hallarious event, joke, or predicament. Usually accompanied by a knee-slap. Interchangeable with the word “knee-slapper.”
Bro you know the test that I failed yesterday?
- Yeah?
Well the teacher inputted into the grade book as an A!
- Lol what a geezer!!!
- Yeah?
Well the teacher inputted into the grade book as an A!
- Lol what a geezer!!!
by Chazz Finster August 31, 2020