Gargoyling

Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™

Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.

by Unicornhole December 16, 2015

Gargoyling

verb
It's like "owling"
only you make the ugliest face possible
(not hard for most)
and don't forget to getcho claws out!

hey im bored lets go gargoyling on high objects
take pictures and upload via facebook!show everyone we are the best gargoylers in this town.

by defoba July 22, 2011

Gargoyling

verb

It's like "owling" only your NAKED !

you should flair your nostrals and show teeth

(cover your junk the best you can)

i am Gargoyling the side of my tub and posting it on facebook

by eyeballguy July 28, 2011

Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006

Gargoyled

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010

Gargoyle

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.

Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.

by NinjaGargoyle July 2, 2011

Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

by larper5000 October 11, 2010