gargoyle

beastly stone creature, cool old school cartoon. monkey beast, flying man eating bitch

You fat gargoyle, give my sandwhich back!

by dusty December 24, 2004

gargoyle

When a chick gives a guy a blowjob while he is standing and she is squating in front of him. After he comes, she lets the jizz run out of her mouth like a perched gargoyle with rain water draining from its mouth.

Meredith gave me the hottest gargoyle. She rules.

by Follows Herons August 8, 2006

gargoyle

also a person with a ugly face or facial feature

a fat person with a fat face

by gomer February 29, 2004

gargoyle

a gargoyle is someone that preseves virgin faith.. hence why they are on alot of churches.... this can be from the creation of a new religion to preserving a womans chastity
and if you are really experienced her virginity as well...
that is why they look hideous and eventually turn to stone
because of what preserving a virgin or virgin faith can do to you...

this church has had so many people do the wrong thing that without the gargoyle people would not know if it was a faith at all

by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007

Gargoyling

verb

It's like "owling" only your NAKED !

you should flair your nostrals and show teeth

(cover your junk the best you can)

i am Gargoyling the side of my tub and posting it on facebook

by eyeballguy July 28, 2011

gargoyles

The noise that your stomach produces when you have to take a shit/diarhea.

Man! I got some huge gargoyles right now.

by Mancino June 1, 2004

GARGOYLING

To perch one's self in a stiff position, While others pass.

posted up straight Gargoyling.

by duey45 August 2, 2011