Gargamels

Shitty or weak.

"That shit is gargamels, son!"

by ready2ruck March 11, 2003

That Gargamel

To categorize something as negative. Simply not good. Total Garbage. Opposite of "That Fire."

"Man, you watchin' Go-Bots? That's that gargamel!"

"I used off brand deodorant, and I smell like a fish. That stuff is 'that gargamel'."

by Jarbartutuer December 11, 2006

gargamel

A guy who tucks his male genitalia between his legs to see how he'd look if he was a woman.

Silence of the Lamb's "Buffalo Bill" is a gargamel for stuffing the boys between his legs and admires himself.

by paul-e-wog May 24, 2008

Gargamelled

To insert an object into a person's urethra. Usually done in reprecussion to a smurf.

You just smurfed me! Prepare to get Gargamelled

by Cronoz September 17, 2003

Gargamelism

Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader

Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.

The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.

by Justdoit726 October 13, 2019

Lazy Gargamel

A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.

Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!

by Psycheitout February 3, 2009

gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 9, 2010