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The act of straddling a dirty toilet and expelling a fat turd into the toilet, but it swings and inadvertently lands in the underwear instead of the toiletbowl.
Dude, Tarnell was over at Pooka's house pinchin off a loaf and he ended up doin a gaunty in his drawers!
Gaunty by Simpkins November 5, 2013
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The Gayest of all them all
God that guy is so gaunty
Gaunty by Dr.Pown June 22, 2010
The single most attractive being to all Phoebes.........
OMG i wish i wasn't called Phoebe.... I literally can not stop wanking over gaunty, its starting to get sore!
Gaunty by Dr Know. February 11, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026