That food was Garb-Sac.
by memphis ass paul April 8, 2009
(noun)
Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
"That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."
"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
by Carmelonia July 7, 2009
Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.
Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!
Guy two: I agree completely!!
Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
Guy two: I agree completely!!
Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
by Shoopiewaa January 31, 2012
During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.
I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.
by K.R. Prown February 9, 2010
Fake jewelry that aging jew-centric women wear all over their bodies to hide all of their displeasing attributes.
by Dahn April 22, 2008
by lowry March 7, 2005
A member of a historical reenactment organization who has appointed themselves the judge and jury over everyone elses historical clothing and, while sometimes correct in their assessment, makes everyone misarable because they are way too picky.
Also: nickname for a person in charge of maintaining authenticity at a historic site.
Also: nickname for a person in charge of maintaining authenticity at a historic site.
Person 1) I cant ware my moccasin boots anymore, I have to buy brogues!
Person 2) Why? they looked so good!
Person 1) Because that garb nazi made a fuss because the seams in the wrong place!
Person 2) Why? they looked so good!
Person 1) Because that garb nazi made a fuss because the seams in the wrong place!
by Saberslinger1978 April 6, 2013