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Funnel Face 

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
Funnel Face by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
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Funnel Face 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
Girl..he gave me some funnel face last night that was out of this world!
Funnel Face by balls n yo mouth April 17, 2015