Fuck the cat 

1)To really fuck something up.
2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement

1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"

Fuck the cat by Clayton Farlowe January 8, 2009

Don't fuck the cat 

A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.

Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.

Don't fuck the cat by Jadinator August 16, 2018

shut the fuck up cat

when the cat doesnt shut up and you yell at it

shut the fuck up cat!!!!! my penis hurts...

shut the fuck up cat by filipinolino January 31, 2010

Catch em' on the fuck up 

When an opportunity for you comes up because someone else is "fucking up", so you take advantage of their screwing up.

Guy1: "Man, Captain Lew is screwing up... he's not doing his job or anything right for our program."
Guy2: "Dude you could totally get his rank AND Position if you catch em' on the fuck up."
Guy1: "Dude, i dont want to be a douche but you might be right... next time he messes up , ima pick that slack right up."

Catch em' on the fuck up by KillaTrevo October 15, 2010

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest 

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest 

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021